It’s true. This has nothing to do with writing at all. But it is funny.
I point you in the direction of The Sleep Talking Man. That’s right. It’s a blog about what a woman’s husband says in his sleep. With occasional audio.
So, if you appreciate such gems as “Oompa loompas don’t sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds” or, my personal favourite, ‘Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun’ then have yourselves a look.