Firstly, the must watch TV. Tonight, 9pm, ITV. It’s the hour and a half adaption of Kate Long’sTHE BAD MOTHER’S HANDBOOK, starring Catherine Tate. I’m sure it’ll be brill. So watch it. Enough said.
And what silly machine, you ask. This one. I was in a reputable department store with my girlfriend on Saturday and stumbled across it. Both being of a curious disposition, and not knowing what on earth it was (or what it did) we went and had a look. And had a go. And then felt very sick. For said girlfriend this state of feeling icky lasted all afternoon. I can definitely say that if I decided to buy a home exercise machine it would not be a vibrating one. I’m sure it’s very good at what it does though. Though to be fair, I’m not sure how it does it.